(Source: btephoto)
Hurt Feelings Report
- Cpl from Motor T: Gunny, I already notified Staff Sergeant of this report, and now I'm coming to you. I'm following the proper channels in the command.
- GySgt: Wait. Is this for fucking real? Is this a real document?
- Cpl: Yes. I'd like to have it routed up to the Major, Gunny.
- GySgt: You "report" that you used 15 tissues for your "severely damaged feelings" because another Corporal didn't give you a hug and a warm smile?
- Cpl: Yes, Gunnery Sergeant. I am severely upset. I don't think I can function.
- GySgt: It sounds like you're being a little bitch to me!
- Cpl: I'm going to have another Hurt Feelings Report on your desk about you, Gunny.
- GySgt:
- Cpl:
- GySgt:
- Cpl: *starts laughing*
- GySgt: Get the fuck out of my office.
LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
(Source: blueexorcist)
